Three guys throw something out of a plane. one guy, a banana. second guy, a pear. third guy, a granade. they went on the ground and this little kid was crying his eyes out. they asked why, and he said some asshole threw a banana on his head. second crying kid said someone threw a pear on his head. third guy came laughing his ass off. they asked why, and he said that he farted and the building behind him blew up.