A mans car breaks down outside a farm, so he walks to the door to see if he can get some help. The farmer obliges, and as they walk back to the car, the man notices a pig with 2 wooden legs.

"Whats with that pig?" he inquires.

"That pig, saved my daughters life, my sons life, and our barn."

"How so?"

"Well, about 2 years back, my daughter was missing. Shed fallen into the well. We was looking for her, and that pig heard her, found me, and dragged me to the well. Last year, my son was walking the cornfields when he collapsed in the path of the combine. That pig saw it happen, climbed out of the stye, ran into the field and dragged my boy out of the way of the combine. And earlier this spring, we had an electric fire start in the barn. That pig broke down the front door, came upstair and woke us up."

"Is that how he lost his legs? Burnt in the fire?"

"Naw." said the farmer. "A pig like that, well, you dont eat him all at once."