He said . . .. I dont know why you wear a bra; youve got nothing to put in it. She said .. . You wear pants dont you?

He said .. . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . . Thats a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa.

He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

On a wall in a ladies room . .. "My husband follows me everywhere" Written just below it . .. . " I do not"