A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.

The children began:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green........lime,"
"Orange........orange."

Then the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavored lifesaver.

After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," he said "I will give you all a clue. It is what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Oh My God!!!! Theyre a$$holes!"