Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?"

"My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and I have just buried him." The neighbor was concerned, "Thats an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isnt it?"

Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "Thats because hes inside your stupid cat."