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Speilberg decided to make a movie about the lives of famous music composers. Interviewing actors to cast the parts, he met with Johnny Depp and asked him who he thought he should be cast to play. "I fancy myself as Beethoven," Johhny said. "I agree," said Speilberg. Then, Tom Cruise came in and Speilberg asked him the same question. "I would like to play Mozart," Cruise said. Speilberg nodded in approval. Then, in came Ahnold and sit down in front of Speilberg. "And which famous music composer would you see yourself portraying in my movie," said Speilberg. Ahnold cooly replied..........are you ready?.........it's coming........... Ahnold cooly replied, "I'll be Bach!" |
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