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Teacher Student Jokes in English

Teacher student jokes in English

Teacher Student Jokes is an assortment of interesting school jokes, scholarly jokes and clever stuff about senseless students and teachers. A few funny jokes are from the mouth of children; their honest inquiries and answers brings a honest smile and laugh in face while other are about students offering senseless and dumb responses to the questions.


Teacher student jokes in English
Teacher student jokes for laugh


Bellow are some collection of best teacher student jokes:

Teacher : if you would like to form your character good, then say all woman ‘Mother’.
Student: well which will make my character good, but what about my Father ??
Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the opposite “Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?”
The other one says “No, It doesn’t worry me, I’m a horse!”

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Teacher: Which is your native place?
Rahul: Maharashtra ma'am.
Teacher: Can you spell it?
Rahul: Actually my native place is Goa.

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Teachers and Students funny jokes

Student: My father is pregnant, I will soon have brother.
Teacher: How can it be? It is not possible.
Student: My mother had abdominal pain last month, than i got a little sister, now my father is undergoing the same pain.!!


Teacher student jokes in English



Maths miss: A=B, B=C, So A=C.
Prove this method with example.
Student: Mis, I love u. U love ur daughter. So i love ur daughter,
Thats all miss
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Teacher: who will tell the formula of water?
One student: Its “h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.”
Teacher: What is this?
Student: Mam, yesterday you told us that it's H to O !!
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Student A: My teacher caned me for something I didn't do?
Student B: Thats so bad.
Student A: Well, I didn't do my homework.


Teacher student jokes in English





Teacher: “Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?”
Student: “It is 42 mam!”
Teacher: “great, and who will tell me what 6 times 7 is?”
Same student: “It 24 mam.”
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Teachers student jokes

TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".PAPPU : I is...TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."PAPPU : alright ... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"TEACHER : No, that's wrong PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!TEACHER : PAPPU, attend the map and find North America.PAPPU : Here it is!TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?CLASS : PAPPU


Teacher student jokes in English

Teacher student jokes in English


An E.N.T. Professor retired from college. In the farewell college faculty
gifted him a silver ear.Thanking the school the professor said: “Thank god i'm not a gynecologist.”

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Teacher: Suppose, you have 2$. You asked your mother for one more. How many would you have then?Student: 2$Teacher: Why?Student: Because my mother won’t give me any.

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Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?Student: I don’t know.Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?Student: We borrow it from our neighbor..

Teacher to student jokes 

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Teacher: You are late today Mike.Mike: Sir, I obeyed a sign.Teacher: What sign?Mike: COLLEGE AHEAD, DRIVE SLOW.


Teacher student jokes in English


Teachers student jokes


Teacher: “Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?”Student: “It is 42 mam!”Teacher: “great, and who will tell me what 6 times 7 is?”Same student: “It 24 mam.”
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Teacher: Whats the meaning of Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder?Student: Bamba 'lakkadi Jimba.Teacher: I don’t understand anything you said.Student: Same here.
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Teacher :What happened in 1809?Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.Teacher :What happened in 1819?Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.
Teacher student jokes in English


Teacher: How old is your dad.Student: He is as old as I am.Teacher: How is it possible?Student: Because he became a dad only after i used to be born.

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